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Dictatorship Goes Better with Coke . . . if You Prefer Freedom, You Might Want to Consider Pepsi

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I think that the progress that has been made by Russia has been absolutely magnificent. People don't understand how fundamentally changed Russia is, however, and we're working on this within the foreign investment advisory council and the U.S.-Russia Business Council.

Those were the words of Coca-Cola Chairman & CEO E. Neville Isdell, speaking in Davos, Switzerland last month at the so-called "World Economic Form." Isdell was seated on a stage next to a bunch of Kremlin sycophants all singing the praises of Vladimir Putin's Russia. He goes on to vow to assist Russia in undertaking a propaganda blitz to convince the world of how wonderful things really are over there in Zaire with permafrost. You can watch the whole disgusting mess for yourself on YouTube if you have the stomach for it. Even a casual reader of this blog will know how bizarre, how utterly detached from reality, this statement really is. It goes without saying that Mr. Isdell hasn't spent a single day of his life living real life on the streets of Russia. His words have the horrifying echo of Neville Chamberlain, or those hopeless idiots who remarked on how "different" from Tsarist Russia were the Bolsheviks and therefore allowed them to grow into the most abusive totalitarian regime the world has ever known.

It seems that Coke is not satisfied peddling liquid candy to the world's children, but wants in addition to ingratiate itself with the malignant dictatorship ensconced in the Kremlin, perhaps with the ultimate goal of actually forcing every man, woman and child in the world to imbibe their vacuous brew at gunpoint. At the very least, it's certainly willing to sell the institution of democracy down the river in exchange for a quick buck as a participant in the Kremlin's mob-like protection racket.

Not that a nasty, treacherous little slug like Mr. Isdell would be likely to care, but for those interested in facts Russia's "progress" in governmental development has been repeatedly measured by numerous international experts and it has received failing grades every single time. It's more than a little ironic, of course, that Mr. Isdell chose to make his remarks in Switzerland, since as we've just reported the Supreme Court of Switzerland has just made an official ruling that Russia's prosecution of Mikhail Khodorkovsky was politically motivated, corrupt and illegal.

Just there were certain companies only to happy to do business with Adolf Hitler, so too some of our own firms will betray us as we confront the new cold war with Russia. Indeed, Russia certainly has made "magnificent" progress in funneling arms to dictator Hugo Chavez, money to terrorist groups Hamas and Hezbollah, and nuclear technology (and missiles to defend it) to Iran. Also magnificent progress in menacing the U.S. and Britain with nuclear bombers, obliterating the media, crushing opposition parties and abolishing local governance. Of course, you have to define "magnificent" to mean tending to destroy the United States and its value system, but apparently Coke has no problem doing that (nor does it care that the average Russian man works for $3/hour and doesn't live to reach the age of 60).

As a result, it's our responsibility to identify those companies who support our goals and values and those that don't, and to reward and punish accordingly. If we don't, we'll be walking right down the road trodden by our forefathers, the road that lead to global apocalypse.

Did somebody say Pepsi . . . for those who think young (and free)?

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Comments


Duncan Avatar says:

Too bad Pepsi tastes like crap....


La Russophobe says:

Thanks for your comment, Mr. Isdell! ;)

Well there's always RC or Dr. Pepper or Dr. Brown or . . . heaven forbid . . . some fresh fruit juice.


walter peers says:

i will make sure to never buy anything but coca

cola from now on. the liberal drink.

thanks for the tip.


La Russophobe says:

Good idea! In fact I suggest you consume nothing but Coke day and night, and send us your photo (beneath your tombstone) after six months.


walter peers says:

hopefully i will send you my photo with a smile on my face . its you who will die due to frustration.don't worry though i will make sure to empty a couple of coca cola bottles over you grave. let me know whether be it diet, or regular.


La Russophobe says:

Please do smile broadly! Then we can see how all your teeth have fallen out!


Wolf Pangloss says:

Though Pepsi Cola is red, white and blue, and Coca Cola is spartan red, just like the spartan red flags of tyranny that flew over Russia and China and Nazi Germany, Coke justs tastes better than Pepsi.

Thinking back a few years, though, I recall that Pepsi was the first soft drink company to go into those and other totalitarian markets back while there was still a USSR. Of course their reward was the "pay every penny save israel" rumor. We can only wonder what Coke's reward will be.

I don't think there is any ideological sympathy going on, only marketing speak glossing over the serious problems in a valuable market.


Greg says:

I recall the Pepsi CEO talking to a group of college graduates a few years ago. She gave an analogy of the United States as the middle finger of the world.


La Russophobe says:

Nonetheless, until I hear the PEPSI CEO defending dictatorship in Russia, I will opt for his products over those of Coke.

Shoes made by tiny hands in an Asian sweatshop may feel better and cost less than those made by adults earning decent wages, but that doesn't mean I'll buy them.

I might suggest that Coke possibly wouldn't taste so nice if you had to drink it looking into the eyes of a blogger serving time in a disease-infested Russian prison for daring to criticize the Kremlin.


armchair pessimist says:

The Coke Man, the Enron gang, Berezovsky, Wall St deal makers, they're all crinimals and parasites. If the Russians want to get their hands on Berezovsky, I'd make it a package deal: they had to take all the other internationalist plutocrats too.


MaGioZal says:

The problem is that, at least here in Brazil, Pepsi is pretty hard to find. The Coca-Cola Company controls most of the soft-drinks transport companies here, and refuses to sell Coke to any bar that sells Pepsi. As a result of this, even if you like Pepsi more than Coke, generally you can find the blue-and-white soda only in greater supermarkets or Pepsi-owned fast-foods like Pizza Hut.


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