The Mother of All Protest Babes Takes Power in Ukraine
Filed under: Protest Babes ~ Ukraine

It's getting to be just kind of pathetic how utterly incompetent the New York Times is when trying to report on Russia and the former Soviet bloc. On Sunday, it ran a huge story singing the praises of Kremlin lackey Viktor Yanukovich, assisted by an American political consultant in the parliamentary elections taking place in Ukraine, in his efforts to "remake his image" and thereby dupe the people of Ukraine into moving back into the position of a slave state of Russia.
The ink was hardly dry on this "story" before Bloomberg was reporting that "Ukraine's reborn Orange alliance of former Prime Minister Yulia Timoshenko [pictured above] and President Viktor Yushchenko is poised for victory after yesterday's parliamentary election, the latest results showed." The protest babe's side (that is, democracy) was kicking some major ass: "Timoshenko's bloc and Yushchenko's Our Ukraine party had 48.6 percent of the vote with 59 percent counted by noon, the Central Election Commission said on its Web site. Prime Minister Viktor Yanukovych's party and his Communist and Socialist allies had 38.2 percent." Later results showed the margin narrowing to about 6%. The AFP reported: "'The Orange Revolution has been saved by Tymoshenko's election results. She saved it from oblivion,' said Taras Kuzio, a Ukraine specialist at George Washington University in Washington, D.C." With 68 percent of the vote counted, Tymoshenko had 32.59 percent, vs. 31.62 percent for Yanukovych. Add in Yuschenko's smaller share, and the Orange side has a clear win. And let's not forget: The only reason Yanukovich, a convicted criminal, is even remotely competitive is that he has the support of Ukraine's communist party and the illicit backing of Russia, which is seeking to subvert his country's independence (it's useful, too, that his opposition is not totally united, as real democrats never are). That just about says it all. The man is pond scum.

Yanukovich (shown above) became unhinged in classic neo-Soviet style: "He said his party had been given 'carte blanche' to form the next government. 'We will ask all parties that entered the parliament to start talks with us,'' he said in a television interview. 'We will unite all pragmatic forces that will be able to unite Ukraine and stimulate economic development.'" The man had, in the best-case scenario, one-third of the country's support, and he claims carte blanche authority. Another demented neo-Soviet madman. How very predictable.
Score one for the protest babes! Score one for our side! Monitor voting results here.
UPDATE: In its Monday follow-up story, the Times still can't believe it could have been so wrong and insists Yanukovich could still outpoll Tymoshenko by a tiny margin, featuring the latter's photograph being congratulated by cheering supporters and totally ignoring Yushchenko, as if he might make common cause with Yanukovich and the Russians who poisoned him rather than Tymoshenko -- absolutely without any basis at all. Another dark, dark day for the gray lady.






















