She Should have Stuck with the Dollies
Filed under: US Elections
Writing in the New York Times (where else), Caroline Kennedy (whose cousin Joe is playing footsie with Hugo Chavez) says she's supporting Barrack Obama because he'll be a president "like my father."
And certainly, Obama is totally lacking in elected executive experience, just like her father, the last time in American history a such a candidate was elected. Without a majority of the popular vote.
So, if Obama wins, according to Caroline here's what we have to look forward to:
- Obama will lie to the nation about crucial facts like his health and his marital fidelity and his ties to organized crime
- Obama will disgrace the nation with a failed use of mercenary troops to do our fighting for us, like the Bay of Pigs
- Obama will start a war that will end badly, like Vietnam
- Obama will not complete his first term because he'll do something mind- bogglingly stupid like riding through Texas in an open car
- Obama's vice president will succeed him and be even worse, so that he won't even be allowed by his own party to seek reelection
- Obama will allow Russia to dupe him with a grandstand play like the Cuban missile gambit into abandoning a key U.S. strategic position in Europe
Isn't that exciting? What a paradise it will be! It turns out the Democrats are offering us a choice between another Kennedy and another Clinton. Oh joy! Rapture!