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Oh Beautiful, for Spacious Skies, for Standard Missile 3's

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It was orbiting 130 miles above the Earth and traveling at 17,000 miles per hour.

It had no heat trail to track, cold as ice.

Such a thing had never, ever been done before.

But with one shot from the Lake Erie, an Aegis-class cruiser (yes, that's right, a ship floating on the rolling waves), it was toast.

By the way, did you know that America won more Nobel prizes last year than all other countries in the world . . . combined?

Perhaps rumors of our demise are somewhat exaggerated?

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nice says:

too bad we can't design weapon systems to magically incinerate the illiterate fools that are beating us in Iraq


b says:

I hope you're not counting that idiotic goof-up they did in presenting Al Gore with one. What the ***** does FICTITIOUS "Global Warming" have to do with peace anyway? But back to your original story: GO US NAVY, beat Army!!!! Now to sit back and watch fireworks.LOL


Jim "Heart Attack" Nelson says:

If we're getting beat in Iraq, why can we do things on our own terms?

Why is Al Quaeda shitting in fear, begging for more international jihadi warriors to come and blow up children in restaurants?

Why does Moqtada Al Sadr, the brave muslim holy warrior, hide like a rat while his brave muslims of holy bravery bravely kill unarmed civilians?

How do morons like you manage to breathe?


idiot readers of kim says:

oh yeah jim, things are just going swimmingly over there. keep reading ann coulter and taking lots of hallucinogens and everything will be fine...
we've bakrupted our government and lost over 3,000 brave american troops for what? a CHANCE that those half-wit barbarians over there in iraq will 'democratically' vote to cut off each others heads and keep their women veiled and producing babies?
i'm not a pacifist. if iraq had actually done anything against us, i could care less if we turned the place into a goddamn parking lot. as it is, they didn't, and now we are mired in one of the most godforsaken regions on earth



abu al-fin says:

Hey, he's right! Damn Yankees are beating us up in Iraq! We better go back and read the Koran some more--see if them's really raisins stead of virgins after all?



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