Hello everyone — all three of you.

For those who don’t know me, I am incredibly witty, attractive, and funny. For those who do, shut up and don’t tell them otherwise.

This will be a blog about the worldwide democratic revolution. I figure there are enough socialists spreading their dogma around that there needed to be someone to blog how people are resisting tyranny in their homelands.

Please, at all times, feel free to email me with suggestions, comments, news stories, personal insight, and penis enlargement advertisements. All of which I dearly need.

Let’s get blogging!