Oh, yes. Mubarak has his official election campaign website up, in English, complete with an “email the president” feature. Click here to let him know what you think about him.

As for me, I’ve written him a poem:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Babes in bikinis
Look better than you

But that’s probably a given. I was never particularly good at poetry.

Jim Hoft writes:

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Mubarak will win hands down.
Do you think it will rain?