And now, Harry Hutton has come up with something totally different – teaching Colombia’s repulsive guerrillas – yeah, real ones – how to blog. No, I’m not making it up. He’s actually described how he’s taught these (update: ex-)contact killers and kidnappers how to go to www.blogger.com, set up a blogspot blog, and blog away. It’s quite a change from what they are used to doing, which, as Harry explains:

At an age when I would ring on people????????s doorbells and run away sniggering, he was in the jungle picking off FARC guerrillas with a pistol.

There’s one small problem, though. As Harry puts it:

Any one of these people could write a book, if they could write. Many are illiterate, or semi-literate, but they????????re not short of material. They kind of have the opposite problem to Cyril Connolly.

There aren’t too many people like Harry. Read the whole thing here.