They’re so darn dumb. How does anyone get that dumb? Rule Number One: You DO NOT do drugs in Asia. Rule Number Two: You DO NOT transport drugs in Asia. Rule Number Three: You DO NOT associate with anyone who does drugs in Asia. Rule Number Four: You read the signs at airports, the ones in great big red letters that say ‘Drug Dealing Will Be Punished By Death’ and drop your drugs in that convenient trash receptacle right under that sign before you go see Mister Asian Customs Man. Rule Number Five: You do not violate any of this, ever.

One stupid Australian after another continues to prove Darwin’s Law that only the strongest and smartest of the species live to reproduce. After the melodrama of Schapelle Corby, dozens more Aussies have followed in her footsteps and gotten busted. Today, yet another one did, this one on Kalimantan.

AsiaPundit has found someone who understands the drill here:

How in the world do the police know to search your bag or purse? The answer is obvious. The police are the drug dealers in Bali. Or at least the drug dealers cooperate with the police to turn in their victims, collect the reward, and most likely enjoy the return of their drugs. This scam has been going on in Thailand for several decades, but now it enjoys official endorsement by the Indonesian government.

So even with this waiting for them, these fools go to Asia, see their peers get busted, bring drugs in anyway, and right off the lemmings cliff they go. Total schmucks. Total drug-dulled minds. Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result. In Asia! These people belong in Asian jails. They just don’t learn otherwise. All I can say is, Australia will be a higher-IQ place without them.

Darwin, isn’t that a city in Australia?

Read Macam-Macam’s even more scornful account of these idiots here.