A Saudi national studying at Arizona State University, a party school by all counts and from my own recollection, thinks that the school should sanction the possibility of expelling students for wearing any clothing with the ASU logo when posing for dirty, dirty magazines. The ASU Web Devil reports!

If one student leader has his way, ASU students will no longer be able to grace the covers of Playboy and other sexually explicit magazines without consequences.

Undergraduate Student Government President Yaser Alamoodi is hoping to pass a rule that would prohibit males and females from posing in magazines he believes are damaging to ASU’s reputation.

“I was concerned to see logos and the name of ASU being associated with such magazines,” he said. “I don’t want the name of ASU to be a joke anymore, and I think the Playboy association is a big reason why the ASU academic reputation is not up to what it should be.”

Under the proposed rule, students who posed would be punished by the rules set forth in the student code of conduct.

According to the code, any student who is found to violate the rules is subject to expulsion, suspension, probation, warning or payment of restitution.

The harshest punishment would be expulsion or suspension from ASU, but Alamoodi doubts it would come to that.

“Hopefully, coming close to Äexpulsion or suspensionÅ would be enough of a deterrent for males or females to engage in this,” he said.

During a campus town hall meeting Nov. 17, President Michael Crow said he did not think there was much the University could do about students posing in Playboy.

“Such matters are private,” he said. “It’s not part of the University student code of conduct. If they’re over 18, they can do what they want.”

Alamoodi said he was not surprised by Crow’s response, but was still planning to pursue the issue.

“Like any other academic, he is strongly committed to the freedom of speech,” Alamoodi said. “It’s part of my efforts to convince the administration and the students of the benefits we can get out of Äthe ruleÅ.”

One might naturally think that I’m outraged about this because of the implications for civil liberties, but I think Alamoodi is right. In fact, I would go as far as completely agreeing with everything he says. These girls definitely shouldn’t be putting the school in such a compromising position by flashing the ASU logo in dirty magazines. They shouldn’t be wearing clothes at all! Why flash a logo when you can just, well, flash?

Alamoodi, you are a genius, and I can’t believe I didn’t think about it before. I know some people might misinterpret you and think that you’re trying to import sharia, but that’s just silly. I think we should take it a step further. Let’s go ahead and start exporting your idea to Saudi Arabia. You wouldn’t believe how many searches we get on Google for “sexy Saudi” (Publius is number one for that!), but I’m afraid that most people come up empty handed.

There needs to be more sexy Saudi women coming out of the hijab and going onto the Playboy pages. Only then will hundreds of internet readers be satisfied and our civil liberties secure!

Again, Alamoodi, you are a genius. Now tell me, which of these girls would you rather see do porn?

Lebanese freedom chicks:

Hizb’allah ninja fighter woman:

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