By calling them exactly what they are. It’s a thing of beauty. Colombia’s President Alvaro Uribe had this to say about the charmers who have been waging a murderous narcoterrorist war against Colombia’s resistant people for the past 44 years:

“In addition to being thieves, they are buffoons. In addition to being kidnappers, they are loudmouths,” Uribe said of the FARC leaders.

The best part of this news story is the FARC’s reaction back to Uribe after he spoke the plain truth. May it be their epitaph. The whole story is here.