You gotta see this hilarious post from Mark in Mexico about Hugo Chavez’s 100,000-strong quasi army of reservists from the shantytowns that he’s assembling to fend off a U.S. “invasion.”

With his great sense of detachment, Mark shows how illogical it is, how unlikely it will be to incentivize anyone to join it, and just what the Venezuela they are “defending” from evil gringos really looks like. Read the whole thing here.