Patriotic Australians, perhaps like this recent Miss Universe, will march for democracy in their bikinis Saturday to demonstrate their opposition to Sexy Saudi Swimwear
Source: PubTV

Enraged at the local mullahs’ medieval declaration that unveiled women are ‘uncovered meat,’ thousands of angry Australians will march on their mullah mosque Saturday to protest that declaration … in their bikinis.

Somehow, you can’t get more Australian than that. They’re patriots. Aussies live for the beach, party like sailors, and some of them probably don’t ever wear anything else except bikinis.

Mullahs, of course, are not pleased, so they’re coupling up with their natural allies, the hardcore socialists, for a countermarch. Vive l’democracy.

But I look on these bikini marchers as kind of lighthearted and fun, spreading the message of democracy, and that’s what these bikini-clad Aussies say it is. Surely the mullahs, if they live in Australia, are not unaware of the local Australian practice of wearing bikinis, and if they are not, they can listen to John Howard, who has warned immigrants from intolerant cultures that it’s up to them to adapt to Australian ways, not the other way around.

In all, they’re just Australians affirming their vigorous, robust Australian culture and speaking out for the freedom of everyone who wants to to wear bikinis.

In a way, they’re doing something constructive for democracy and freedom, which beats some of less intelligent things we’ve gotten from their lesser lights, who were last heard from making war on stingrays. Bikini marches are so much better and there’s no doubt stingrays would prefer it that way, too.

We gringos like this Australian spirit!

UPDATE: Michelle Malkin has a terrific roundup with much more detail on this, here. Thanks for the link, Michelle!!!

UPDATE: And so does Thomas at Signalsped and Ace at Ace Of Spades – thanks for the links!!! Thomas, send us your link to hotties for freedom when you get it up! We’ll endorse that!

UPDATE: Kurlander at Caption This! has some hilarious Australian bikini humor in this post here.