Charles at Little Green Footballs has happened upon the latest in sexy Saudi swimwear, with the New Zealand-designed ‘burkini’ – something which could keep a whale afloat. Which is just the thing. Islamofascist women are getting fat under all those bedsheets and Islamofascists want them to get swimming to slim down.

Which is kind of strange, given the premise of the veil. I thought the purpose of the veil was for women to ‘cover their hair’ because the sight of hair was just too stimulating for Islamofascist men to restrain themselves. To them, women are these potential tramps and temptresses who need to cover up and the idea of the veil was for one lucky guy to get the girl, possess her like livestock, and in the privacy of their home, take it off and get the cute babe underneath.

But that’s not the case. Enforced modesty, which isn’t really modesty at all, encourages Muslim women to let themselves go to hell on their looks and they’re letting themselves go to fat. That may well be the root of why Islamofascists are so dissatisfied – about everything.

Not only do they get the burka chick instead of the cute bikini babe, insult is added to injury by the discovery that when they get her alone and can legally take off the veil, she turns out to be fat and ugly, too!

It’s just another hazard of being Islamofascist that no burkini will ever cure.

Read Charles’ take on the whole issue here.