Sharia is the new sexy! Rather than bikinis, burkas are back in style. Fashion designer Louise Golden unveils a brilliant, untried fashion that is sure to provoke a flurry of sales and the unwanted attention of men everywhere. Let me introduce to you the 2007/2008 winter sharia collection!

All courtesy of the Associated Press.

Whether or not these outfits are really meant to be sharia ninja gear is up in the air, but Drudge says it is in his initial post. Unfortunately for the designer, if it is, she messed up pretty badly and I doubt these would sell at all. I’m pretty sure those shades of gray and that touch of orange are simply out of line!