… in the Islamic world! That’s right everybody, it’s summer and the time has come for the latest in beach fashion being bought by babes from as far-flung as Turkey to Saudi Arabia. Last year, this triggered a three post sensation due to the wide interest in the subject. And for good reason. Prepare yourselves for some of the most revealing and raunchy swimwear you’ve ever seen!

Only if you’re a radical Islamist, anyway.

Don’t bother with the sunscreen, this new line does the job for you.

Last time I checked, the beach was for having some fun in the sun and going swimming. With this, the most you get to do with the water is look at it. I can do that with my toilet. But these are not Saudi swimsuits, oh no. This is from a Turkish line. The Saudis get it much worse. Since the entire country is one big beach, the women there have the grand opportunity of wearing black, head-to-toe ninja costumes all day long.

Is that an ankle I see? Risque! Now, Freedom House ranks countries as free/partly free/unfree based on a number of factors. But it does not include how free their women are to flaunt. That’s our gold standard by which to judge countries, and it has never failed us. It’s the only statistic you need, simply put. Saudi Arabia needs to open up and loosen up and let its women take off the burka and sport a bikini.